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Rob Schneider Quote about Sharks and Dogs

„Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.“

Rob SchneiderRob Schneider humorously compares sharks to dogs and playfully points out their biting behavior.
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Rob Schneider is an American comedian and actor, known for his work on Saturday Night Live and numerous comedy films.

A humorous statement by Rob Schneider comparing sharks to dogs and playfully warning about injury risks.


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Rob Schneider is an American actor, comedian, writer, and producer. He rose to fame with his appearances on the television show Saturday Night Live and films such as "Deuce Bigalow." Schneider is known for his unique humor and socially critical commentary.

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