Jesuit

"When you say you're a padre, people ask when did you become a parent. When you say you're a cardinal, they tell you to work hard because the next step is pope. But when you say you're a Dodger, everybody knows you're in the Major Leagues." Tommy Lasorda

"If you don't root for the Dodgers, you might not get into heaven." Tommy Lasorda

"Who are we? We are children of God. Our potential is unlimited. Our inheritance is sacred. May we always honor that heritage - in every thought and deed." Russell M. Nelson

"Higher education is not necessarily a guarantee of higher virtue." Aldous Huxley

"Sacred cows that you slaughter make the best steaks." Richard Nicolosi

"You can never quit. Winners never quit, and quitters never win" Ted Turner

"The way to make a million dollars is to start a religion." George Orwell

"School has become the world religion of a modernized proletariat, and makes futile promises of salvation to the poor of the technological age." Ivan Illich

"A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents." H. L. Mencken

"Archbishop - A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ." H. L. Mencken

"God created sex. Priests created marriage." Voltaire

"Beware of the person of one book." Thomas von Aquin

"Why don't church leaders forbid Catholics from joining the military with the same fervor they tell Catholics to stay away from abortion clinics?" William Blum

"We are formed by little scraps of wisdom." Umberto Eco