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Humorous Sports Anecdote by Tommy Lasorda about Mr. Caruso

„The gym teacher's name was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso did not speak English. He spoke 'Gym.' One day I was playing basketball and Mr. Caruso told me I would have to get an athletic supporter. He didn't express himself exactly that way, though. He said, 'Hey, you, one day you're gonna go up for a rebound and the family jewels aren't gonna go with ya.' I had no idea what he was talking about. Next day I showed up for practice without my watch and my mezuzah. He said, 'Did ya take care of the family jewels?' I said, 'I left 'em in my locker.' Took us a half hour to revive Mr. Caruso.“

Tommy LasordaTommy Lasorda shares a humorous story about his gym class and the teacher Mr. Caruso.
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Tommy Lasorda was an American baseball pitcher and manager. He managed the Los Angeles Dodgers from 1976 to 1996 in Major League Baseball.

A humorous anecdote by Tommy Lasorda about miscommunicated instructions in gym class.


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Tommy Lasorda quote about a humorous conversation with gym teacher Mr. Caruso

Thomas Charles Lasorda was a renowned American baseball pitcher and manager. He managed the Los Angeles Dodgers from 1976 to 1996 and was inducted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame in 1997.

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