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Quote by George Carlin about Dogs, Cats, and Humans

„Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.“

George CarlinHumorous quote by George Carlin on dogs' and cats' different views of humans.
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George Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, and author known for his sharp wit and social critiques.

A humorous comparison of how dogs and cats perceive humans differently.


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George Carlin quote about the different ways dogs and cats view humans

George Carlin (1937–2008) was an influential American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic known for his edgy and controversial routines that often challenged social norms, politics, and religion.

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